{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?","punchline":"Bison.","id":168}
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Julia Clukey","displaytitle":"Julia Clukey","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q449906","titles":{"canonical":"Julia_Clukey","normalized":"Julia Clukey","display":"Julia Clukey"},"pageid":17524544,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/2010_Winter_Olympics_Julia_Clukey_in_luge.jpg/330px-2010_Winter_Olympics_Julia_Clukey_in_luge.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/2010_Winter_Olympics_Julia_Clukey_in_luge.jpg","width":4288,"height":2848},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272881731","tid":"352460ff-df29-11ef-9bfc-1cc9e9d95682","timestamp":"2025-01-30T16:42:35Z","description":"American luger","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Clukey","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Clukey?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Clukey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Julia_Clukey"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Clukey","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Julia_Clukey","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Clukey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Julia_Clukey"}},"extract":"Julia Clukey is an American luger who started competing in 2002. Her best Luge World Cup season finish was 12th in women's singles in 2007–08.","extract_html":"
Julia Clukey is an American luger who started competing in 2002. Her best Luge World Cup season finish was 12th in women's singles in 2007–08.
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his pants up.","id":323}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie cry?","punchline":"Because his mother was a wafer so long","id":320}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are oranges the smartest fruit?","punchline":"Because they are made to concentrate. ","id":303}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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