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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}

{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}

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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}

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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}

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