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{"type":"standard","title":"Callosa d'en Sarrià","displaytitle":"Callosa d'en Sarrià","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1770160","titles":{"canonical":"Callosa_d'en_Sarrià","normalized":"Callosa d'en Sarrià","display":"Callosa d'en Sarrià"},"pageid":1714141,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Vista_de_Callosa_d%27en_Sarri%C3%A0_des_del_Ponoig.jpg/330px-Vista_de_Callosa_d%27en_Sarri%C3%A0_des_del_Ponoig.jpg","width":320,"height":217},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/30/Vista_de_Callosa_d%27en_Sarri%C3%A0_des_del_Ponoig.jpg","width":4535,"height":3071},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268768537","tid":"7c4eb54b-d01b-11ef-b01a-45726c393ba4","timestamp":"2025-01-11T12:56:34Z","description":"Municipality in Valencian Community, Spain","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":38.65138889,"lon":-0.12277778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callosa_d'en_Sarri%C3%A0","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callosa_d'en_Sarri%C3%A0?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callosa_d'en_Sarri%C3%A0?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Callosa_d'en_Sarri%C3%A0"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callosa_d'en_Sarri%C3%A0","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Callosa_d'en_Sarri%C3%A0","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callosa_d'en_Sarri%C3%A0?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Callosa_d'en_Sarri%C3%A0"}},"extract":"Callosa d'en Sarrià (Valencian: [kaˈʎoza ðen sariˈa] is a Valencian town and municipality located in the comarca of Marina Baixa, in the province of Alicante, Spain, lying in the valley of the river Guadalest, 50 km from the city of Alicante. Callosa d'en Sarrià has an area of 24.8 km2 and according to the 2003 census, a total population of 8,060 inhabitants. The economy of Callosa is chiefly based on tourism and agriculture: it is the main producer of loquat in Spain. The most important monuments in the town are the Catholic archipresbyteral church of Sant Joan Baptista, built in the 18th century, and the Fortress of Bèrnia, built in the 17th century at the top of a nearby mountain to defend the city from pirates and Moriscos.","extract_html":"
Callosa d'en Sarrià (Valencian: [kaˈʎoza ðen sariˈa] is a Valencian town and municipality located in the comarca of Marina Baixa, in the province of Alicante, Spain, lying in the valley of the river Guadalest, 50 km from the city of Alicante. Callosa d'en Sarrià has an area of 24.8 km2 and according to the 2003 census, a total population of 8,060 inhabitants. The economy of Callosa is chiefly based on tourism and agriculture: it is the main producer of loquat in Spain. The most important monuments in the town are the Catholic archipresbyteral church of Sant Joan Baptista, built in the 18th century, and the Fortress of Bèrnia, built in the 17th century at the top of a nearby mountain to defend the city from pirates and Moriscos.
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The Cedarville School Building, also known as the Old Rock School, is a historic school building on Crawford County Road 523 in Cedarville, Arkansas. It is a single-story rectangular masonry stone structure, with a deck-on-hip roof and a stone foundation. Its main facade has a recessed entry under a slightly-projecting shed roof, with three banks of sash windows to its left. The school was built in 1931, and initially served as the city's high school. The building now serves as a community center.
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